We had to try to move something just by thinking about it. I laid on the couch, looked up at a vase on our mantle, and concentrated on making it fall. That didnt work, so I tried to just make it wiggle. I squinted very hard. I blinked quickly. I thought then I whispered. Nothing. I guess I'm not psychic at all..
Day 60: Order an impossible pizza.
So yesterday night at about 10:30 I called Papa John's. I had thought before I called about what I should order, and the word "berenjena" came to mind, which is Spanish for eggplant, and one of our vocab words this lesson. So I decided to try for a pizza with eggplant, which I would call eggplant parmesan pizza because that sounds real. So anyways I called and a husky woman answered the phone. Here's the conversation as best as I can remember it:
Papa Johns: blah blah blah recorded terrible message about pizza deals
PJ: Hello, Papa Johns how may I help you?
Me: Yes, I'd like to place an order for delivery.
PJ: Alright, what can I get you?
M: I'd like a large eggplant parmesan pizza.
PJ: A large pizza with what?
M: Eggplant
PJ: Eggplant?
M: Yes, the eggplant parmesan pizza
PJ: Oh, do you mean one of our new Tuscan pizzas?
M: Do they have eggplant?
PJ: uhhh.. (Long pause)
M: Hello?
PJ: Well all of our Tuscan pizzas have parmesan cheese. Is that what you'd like?
M: No, I was wanting a pizza with eggplant
PJ: (long pause) I'm not sure if we have that...
M: Are you sure? I saw it in an advertisement.
PJ: Lemme look.. (long pause)... I'm not finding anything (nervous laugh)
M: Really? It was pretty recently. It was an ad for an eggplant parmesan pizza.
PJ: Uh... (long pause)
M: You know, it may have been another pizza place. Maybe I should just call Pizza Hut.
PJ: Yeah, I'm not finding anything about that kind of pizza so you should probably try another place.
M: Well thank you for your help!
PJ: (hangs up)
I liked that she didnt ask anyone, instead she just looked for the ad I was talking about. It was a fun prank because I was really nice the whole time so I didnt feel bad at all. AND I didnt laugh!!
Day 61: Symmetrical face
Today they want me to measure parts of my face to put in an equation about facial symmetry. I cant find a measuring tape though and i cant figure out how to do it on the computer (proportions would be the same if I could measure in pixels or something..) so instead I just did what Betty and I used to do, which is to mirror each side of your face to get two different faces. Here are the two faces:
This one is so ugly. it's a middle part of bangs, ew, and copies of my small eye. my canines really stand out with only one big front tooth. Ugh, gross. 
This one is definitely the prettier one. as long as you ignore that little baby front tooth in there. It makes me have a man jaw. But my nose is pretty normal, just a bit wider, and my good eye is copied, yay!!!
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