Day 1: Warm Up (UPDATE!)

Okay, so I don't know if this really counts since I already posted about completing my task, but...there was an ant on my computer screen, and I figured that it would be the perfect opportunity to insult an insect. So, as I flicked it off the screen (with my middle finger, I might add) I said, "You stupid anthole!!" Anthole is a REALLY bad pun in two ways: asshole, AND ant hill. I don't know how calling a bug an ant hill is an insult, especially when it's an ant, but, what can I say, I am the master of reallllly bad jokes.