Day 17: Eat Nothing but Asparagus

"Eat nothing but asparagus today to ascertain just how noxious your pee can get."

I hate asparagus, first of all. I have only tried it once and it was disgusting. Maybe it is about time I tried it again, because that was a couple years ago...but, ugh. It was bad. But also, how the heck can you just eat asparagus all day? We don't have any asparagus just lying around the house, so it's not like I could pack it for lunch or anything, and if I did and that was all I ate the entire day, my gag reflex would probably be activated so many times that my throat would be turned inside-out. That's not a very pretty image, but that's what I'm thinking would happen.

I tried to search online for other things that can make your pee smell/turn colors (let me tell you, I found some very interesting websites) and the only other thing was beets. Or blackberries, but only for certain people. I thought those were just about as unpractical to eat all day as the asparagus, so, it just wasn't going to work out. Brittany and I decided to just eat from one food group all day instead, and we picked fruit.

My breakfast: cereal (Yep, I already cheated.)
My lunch: grapes, peach yogurt (another cheat), whole wheat banana chips (another), and like, 3 bites of a plum
My dinner: hushpuppies, caesar salad, boiled shrimp (cheat cheat cheat)

Conclusion: My efforts on today's task sucked. Hopefully you (meaning Brittany) didn't go all-out on this one because then I'll feel like less of a slacker.