Day 41: Become a Knight

We had to write to the British Prime Minister (tony blair? I dont know so I didnt mention his name in my letter) and request to be knighted. Or in my case, as a girl, damed? Anyways, here's my letter, which I wrote on graph paper because it was the closest to my desk:
Dear Mr. Prime Minister:
I'm writing to ask you to consider me as a candidate for the next knight selection. Or ceremony, I guess. Except I'd like to be a Dame, if that's alright with you. I know that just anyone cant be a dame, so here are some qualifications for you to judge me by:

1. I have a 4.0 gpa as a senior in highschool and tons of hours of college credit racked up already
2. I joined the tennis team this year and i'm playing powderpuff football (even though I get hurt very easily)
3. I'm pretty well read, at least considering most teenagers
4. I've visited London before (and I loved it, if that helps any)
5. Did I mention how good I am at school? I'm in Engineering Calculus!!!
6. I've always been a pretty good kid- my parents consider themselves lucky to have me
7. I always wear my seat belt (well, at least when I'm driving. when I sleep I'll take it off sometimes)
8. I shower everyday (usually)
9. I dont get sick easily
10. I'm friendly
11. I say what's on my mind, usually
12. I give good advice, even if it's hard for me to follow myself
13. I love kids
14. I plan to do great things with my life, I just dont know exactly what yet (but being a dame sure would be nice!!)
15. I can roll my stomach and my tongue
16. I can flare my nostrils really fast
17. I'm very ticklish

There, seventeen things because I'm seventeen years old. That's not too young to be a dame, if you were thinking that. Sorry I didnt list any of my amazing accomplishments, I'd like to save them for the media once I get "damed". But if you need more, you have my address!
-Brittany Q_____